Poetry was serious shit in 70 BC
I will bugger you and face-fuck you.
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it’s right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it’s not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don’t mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can’t get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I’m a sissy?
I will bugger you and face-fuck you.
Preach it!
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Catullus 16 (English translation from Latin) I will bugger you and face-fuck you. Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite...
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My brain read this whole thing in an Eminem voice. EPIC.
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Crazy shit, I JUST posted this, but this translation is more hilarious.
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Holy fuck. Click the link.
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peony-///syntheticpubes...I will bugger you and face-fuck you. Cock-sucker Aurelius and...
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LMFAOOOO. i was in such a bad mood, but this is wicked.
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